I’ve decided to get up out of bed (a very comfy bed with controls for your head and legs, I might add), and live life with a purpose today. What does that mean to me? Being outward focused, so I called my daughters elementary school. Parents volunteer, right? I mean, I haven’t done it since my oldest son (now 21) was in elementary school, but still. I guess it is time. PTA, and all that, right?
I started out by asking if they (the 2 teachers of my daughter, who’s in 6th grade) would like some help in her class. I was told that they have plenty of volunteers….except for during math. That should have been my red flag, right there, but I remembered that I enjoyed math (until my senior year in high school, I mean), so I said sure I would love to help out, not realizing what I was in for.
The nice lady teacher, Ms. Harding, let me know that they do math at 10:30 every day. She did not, however, sound very enthused that I would be coming in. In fact, she didn’t specify when she wanted me to start, or what I would be doing, or anything. So I asked if she really wanted help in this area, or was she just being nice to let me volunteer. She said that she has a high turnover rate of parents and math.
Well! That sounded like a red flag…
I got nervous. But would I tell her that? Nope. I’m a bit stubborn.
I said I would be there next week, and hung up the phone. This would give me time to spiff up my 6th grade math. (I haven’t used anything other than basic math skills for years. It’s true. Don’t tell my kids.) And how hard could it be, after all? It’s 6th GRADE, for crying out loud!
Oh how the mighty can fall!
So this is me doing research online about what the 6th grade level math skills entail. AND… I’m ticked. Good grief! I feel like I have no skills at all! I have forgotten how to solve for X, for starters. Let alone divide fractions! When did my head turn to mush? I raised 5 kids and taught them how to tie their shoes, make their beds, cook, clean, and drive (Not my daughter, yet. Just being clear…).
At what time did I trade in my scholastic education for the family education? Did I really let this happen? And I’ll tell you what! I’m starting to panic. I almost, in my panic today, forget how to spell encyclopedia and Mississippi! I ran through my math, science, history, and English highlights in my head, and it only took a few minutes! What the? Where’s the rest? I’m getting more and more despondent. I realized that the more I texted the shortened versions of things like LOL on my phone, the less I think capitalizing and punctuation are important. AAAAH!
By this time, I am sure that I am just minutes away from Alzheimer’s Disease. I hear that if I’m not expanding my knowledge, I am losing it, after all. I’m ready to lie back down!
So after I had a cup of hot chocolate and calmed down, I realized that all is not lost. I put my cup away and hopped online. I typed in “6th Grade Math”, and there it was. All the info I needed to spiff up my skills. And when I get lost and have to look up what the FOIL method is? It’s right there too.
Next, I went into grammar. You know what? I didn’t lose those skills, I just forgot for a bit. “I Before E, Except After C” does still hold true and make sense to me. Then Chemistry. The periodic table is still online if I need to cheat to find out what the symbol for Hydrogen is. Tomorrow I will delve into history. Yep, history. But first…
This whole path today led me to registering for free online classes from Texas University, Yale, and Berkley. Yeah, I said free. They are the same classes as people who are there, in person, but I get to piggy back and sit in for free. Oh I love technology.
Right now, I am learning about Pharmacy Drug Interaction phases. And am happy as a clam.
Thank you, volunteering process for 6th grade math. It got me out of my bed, led me on a merry chase, and put me all the way to the sofa, learning to love learning again. Even if I’m nervous about volunteering on Monday, I’ll be back in the right frame of mind.
And maybe I’ll stay and volunteer to eat lunch with my daughter. I don’t really need to read up on that subject. 🙂